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I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they
could do was to go away.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
-- Groucho Marx
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I never killed a man that didn't deserve it.
-- Mickey Cohen
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I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
-- Mae West
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I never made a mistake in my life.
I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
-- Lucy Van Pelt
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I never met a man I didn't want to fight.
-- Lyle Alzado, professional football lineman
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 587 of 2327 |
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
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I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.
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I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers;
what I said was all saloonkeepers were Democrats.
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I never saw a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one.
-- Gellett Burgess
I've never seen a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But from the milk we're getting now
There certainly must be one
-- Odgen Nash
Ah, yes, I wrote "The Purple Cow"
I'm sorry now I wrote it
But I can tell you anyhow
I'll kill you if you quote it.
-- Gellett Burgess, many years later
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